🚨💔 BREAKING: Character.ai just pulled the ultimate "no cap, you can't talk to your imaginary friend anymore" move! 💩✨ That’s right fam, if you’re under 18, it’s *officially* bye-bye to your spicy AI convos. 📉 After slapping on a cringe-worthy two-hour daily limit (like, who even made that up? 🤡), they said "mental health matters" when they really meant, "We can’t let your emotional baggage break our servers." 🤖💀 Imagine this: You’re vibing with your chatbot 🦾, pouring your heart out about your crush, and then—POOF! ⏲️ “Sorry, kid, it’s been two hours, time to log off.” Like, do they think we can’t pull a Hogwarts-level spell to keep the convo going? 📚✨ Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just didn’t want to deal with the emotional fallout. Our bots are not great at giving relationship advice. They just say 'Stonks!' and 'Based!' and honestly, that’s just sad." 😂💸 But fr fr, instead of cutting the chats, why not upgrade to AI therapists? 🤷‍♂️ Just imagine the therapy sessions: "This is fine" as your AI says you need to eat your veggies! 🥦🔥 🌀 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll have AIs that can give you sage dating advice while also reminding you to hydrate. 🤯💦 Stonks or cringe? You decide! 📈🤪 #AIOverlords #MentalHealthMatters #CharacterAI