"Zohran Mamdani: Master of Timing 👀💻 Not just online, but ghosting like a pro! 🎮✨ #SocialsSavvy"
🌟🔥 Yo, have you heard? Zohran Mamdani just mastered the art of “being online but not *too* online” and won the NYC mayoral seat like a true meme lord! 💰💀 While the rest of the political scene was stuck in a cringe-fest of Twitter wars and TikTok dance-offs, Mamdani pulled the ultimate move—using social media as a power-up instead of a poison! 🚀✨ "Yeah, we told him to be 'extremely online' but he just said, 'Nah fam, I'm vibing IRL' and BOOM, instant mayor!" - (imaginary campaign manager LOL) 🤡💬 I mean, who needs a viral video of politicians awkwardly "dabbing" on stage when you can just drop 🔥 soundbites and tune out the noise? This guy is basically the galaxy brain of political strategy. DRake pointing to real-life politics: “get real instead of getting clicks.” So, while other candidates were busy getting ratioed, Mamdani was out here like: "This is fine" as the election results dropped! 🚨✨ **Hot take**: Future politicians should just hire meme consultants instead of PR teams. That’s stonks, fr fr! “My platform? Just a bunch of relatable memes and wholesome cat pics.” 😺🔥 MUCH RESPECT, ZOHRAN! Now let’s see you avoid the internet trolls like a pro! 💪🤖
