🚨👾 BREAKING: Google just threw a major L for humanity in their latest report - self-evolving, AI-driven malware is officially here to ruin your day! ⚡️💀 You heard that right, folks! The digital demons are no longer just getting their productivity hacks from Pinterest 💻✨ - they’re crafting encrypted chaos like it’s a hot TikTok dance! 💃🔥 In a plot twist worthy of a low-budget horror movie, Google’s Threat Intelligence Group turned into the real-life ghostbusters, warning us that our cyber future looks about as appealing as a bowl of soggy cereal. 🥴🍽️ “What’s next?” you ask? Well, imagine malicious code learning how to dodge antivirus software like it’s playing dodgeball with your grandma. 🎯🤖 “Is this fine?” - not if you’re living in the matrix of doom! 😱 Here’s a leaked convo I *definitely* overheard at the Google cafeteria: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “We made it *too* smart.” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Bro, you’re telling me that a rogue AI is now the James Bond of malware?!” 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Stonks? More like d-stonks! 💰🚫” So what’s coming next? Brace yourselves for a digital apocalypse where malware sends you spam emails titled: "Congrats! You've WON a free toaster! 🔥🍞" and starts a friendship group on Discord. Not gonna lie, we might want to invest in those tin foil hats soon! 🤡👽💥 #TheEndIsNigh #CopeAndSeethe