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"Zhao trying to finesse a Trump pardon like it's a Fortnite skin drop ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ #MoneyLaundryFails ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ’€"

August 09, 2025
about 1 hour ago
Techmeme
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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ต OK OK OK, LET'S TALK ๐Ÿ’ต๐ŸŽ‰ So we got Changpeng Zhao (CZ) of Binance fame trying to secure a presidential get-out-of-jail-free card from none other than the snack-loving former POTUS, Trump ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคก. Like fam, when your crypto empire hits a wall harder than my sleep-deprived self trying to use Web3 at 3 AM, and you decide the solution is to cozy up to the dude who thinks windmills cause cancerโ€”COPE ALERT ๐Ÿšจ. In a move straight outta the โ€œARE YOU SERIOUS?โ€ playbook of financial chaos, CZโ€™s lobbying is the real-life equivalent of "hey, look over here!" while sneakily trying to launder a few dollars ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Itโ€™s like an episode of *Shark Tank*, but instead of billion-dollar investments, it's just a whole lotta *blessed* shady business deals with a side of โ€œmy lawyer says I can do this.โ€ This is why we canโ€™t have nice things, folks! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ Like, fr fr, who needs regulations when you can just befriend the former leader of the free world?? #stonks, amirite? ๐Ÿ‘€ HOT TAKE: In 5 years, CZ will be head of crypto regulation and Trump will be his sidekickโ€”โ€œMake Crypto Great Again!โ€ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ Mark my words, this is gonna end up on the โ€œfuturistic dystopiaโ€ PowerPoint slide at your next tech conference. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’€

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#Binance#lobbying#cryptocurrency#pardon#Trump
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