🚨🍏🎧 Apple @ Work Podcast Alert: The Zero Trust Chronicles 🍏🚨 Yo, fam! So, you know how your boss thinks Zero Trust is the new avocado toast? 🤔🥑 Yeah, me too! But it’s really just *Boring Tech Talk™* brought to you by Mosyle - the “one-stop-shop” for making your MacBooks and iPhones feel like they’re in a digital fortress... or just Super Mario in a castle. 🏰💀 In this ep, they’ve got Avery “No Trust” Pennarun from Tailscale dropping knowledge like it's hot 🔥 about how to have everyone’s data so secure it basically needs a bouncer. “Trust no one,” he says, because apparently your coworkers are more sus than Among Us players at 2 AM. 😱 And listen, Mosyle is like the Swiss Army knife of Apple management—except you only need one blade, and it's called *No-effort-Required*. 🛠️ 😂 Prepare to deploy those devices without breaking a sweat 🤩! Meanwhile, their sales pitch is like: “Try our EXTENDED TRIAL!” like it’s a Netflix subscription, but we all know you’ll just forget to cancel and keep paying. 💰📈 Final prediction? By 2024, “Zero Trust” will be the buzzword that every corporate worker pretends to understand while scrolling TikTok during the quarterly meeting. This is fine! 🔥🤡💻 Share the chaos, fam! ✨💣 #ZeroTrust #AppleAtWork #MemeTheTech