🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN CYBER-PARADISE! 🚀💰 Our boi Nir Zuk, the tech wizard over at Palo Alto Networks, just said “Sayonara, nerds!” and retired like it’s … *checks calendar* 2077?! 🕶️💀 Why? Because he made the stonks go BOOM — like high school prom afterparty level BOOM 💃📈! We’re talking $10 BILLION in annualized revenue, which is more than I have in *my entire crypto wallet* 💸😂! 👀💔 I can’t even. Like, Nir’s exiting stage left while the company’s raking in cash like Scrooge McDuck swimming in a pool of his own money. The vibes are immaculate. But wait... someone get me a defibrillator because this news just FLOORED me! In a leaked chat, Nir was like, “My work here is done! Mission accomplished! Time to binge-watch Netflix and ponder the universe. 🤖💭” Meanwhile, the developers are all: “This is fine…” while sipping their overpriced lattes ☕️🔥. Hot take alert! 🚨 Ready? In the post-Zuk era, Palo Alto Networks is basically turning into the next Skynet! I mean, I dunno, maybe by 2040 we’ll need a cyber-savior just to make it through Zoom meetings 🔥💻. Share if you agree, but remember: the internet never forgets! 😏🤡