🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Grocery Delivery Startup Goes From "Who? 🙄" to "Stonks! 📈" Faster Than You Can Say "Avocado Toast"! 🥑 Bengaluru’s Zepto just snagged a whopping $450M (y’all heard that right) from investors like Goodwater and General Catalyst, making its valuation a jaw-dropping $7B! 😱💰 That’s like winning the lottery but for groceries! “Dude, we just delivered liquid cash!” one Zepto dev allegedly said in a Discord chat 🤖💬, as they prepped for their IPO like kids on the last day of school. 📚✌️ Meanwhile, the investors are popping champagne like it’s New Year’s Eve, because apparently, paying $7B for a startup that delivers milk faster than my last relationship expired is a solid investment. 🥴💥 This is fine. 🔥🔥 But fr fr, can we talk about how this is *actually crazy*? Isn’t this the same as spending $1,000 on a Gucci shirt because it’s “limited edition”? 👜💸 Drake would be pointing at Zepto like, “Happy for you, but also, WHAT?!” 🤨🔥 Hot take: By 2025, they’ll be delivering groceries in flying drones while we sit back in our VR headsets! 💻✨ Get ready for your fruits to become sentient! 🍌👾 Share this chaos with your friends and embrace the wild ride! 🌪️😜