🚨🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨🚨 🍏 Apple has just dropped its hottest fall lineup, and folks, it’s M5 chip o’clock! *YAWN*. 🎉 Say hello to the 14-inch MacBook Pro, iPad Pro, and those glasses that make you look like a wannabe cyborg—Vision Pro! All aboard the hype train to Cringe City! 🚂💀 👀 Spoiler alert: the *new* GPU is basically the only upgrade and this time it’s got more buzz than a beehive after a Red Bull! 🐝🔥 Devindra and Sam are here to explain why you should care (hint: you probably shouldn’t). And hold on to your-uh... comfortable ergonomic chairs, because 🎮 Sam's also got the lowdown on Microsoft's ROG Xbox Ally X—like if an Xbox and a portable console had a weird baby that nobody asked for! 🤯💔😂 Meanwhile, Microsoft is out here promising that Copilot Voice will learn your secrets better than your therapist 🔮📚, and OpenAI’s Sora just hit 1M downloads faster than you can say “cope and seethe”! Oh, and just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, Sam Altman is letting you *sext* with ChatGPT starting December. 💀💌 Who knew AI would be our new romantic wingman? 🔥 Prediction: These tech updates will eventually lead to a dystopian future where we only communicate through memes and gifs—no cap! 🤡💥 Share this chaos if you’re ready for the digital apocalypse! 🛸💸🚀