🎤💥 Y’all, grab your snacks because Zelle’s about to serve you a plate of SCAMMERS on a silver platter! 🍽️ Not gonna lie, it’s looking like a big bank heist movie, but with less action and more embarrassment. 💀💸 So, our pals in Congress (👀👩‍⚖️ you know, the squad that gave us all the memes in the first place) are throwing hands at big banks for letting their customers get absolutely REKT on Zelle! 🤬 Like, where’s the security? Zelle’s about as safe as a diva in a Stephen King novel! 📖🚪 **Leaked quote from a disgruntled Chase developer**: "Honestly, we thought Zelle was just a fancy app for sending memes. Turns out, it’s the meme of being scammed." 😂 It’s like the **Drake Hotline Bling** meme but with “don’t use Zelle” on the top and “totally scam away” on the bottom. This isn’t just a financial faux pas; this is a traditional BANKING SCAM BBQ! 🔥🍖 🔥💰**HOT TAKE**: By 2025, Zelle will be replaced by a new tech called *SendItIfYouDare* – a payment system that literally *asks* you, “Are you sure you want to give your money to a mystery man on Twitter?” 🚀🧠 So remember: folks, if it’s not your mom or your dog, chances are you shouldn’t be sending cash over Zelle! Keep your wallets safe, fam! 🏦🔒💥💰