🚨💸 HOLD UP! This bet is bigger than your mom's shopping addiction! 🚨💸 So, we're talking about a WHOOPING $242M on Polymarket about whether President Zelenskyy would wear a suit before July closed?! 🤵❌😱 Spoiler alert: THE ANSWER IS NO! And that's not just the people who said “he wore a suit, bro” getting clapped by the reality check! Like, WHY are we betting on this? Is this even tech news, or just a bunch of stonks bro bruhs drowning in governance chaos? 🌪️💀 Should a market really be making the decisions while the actual people are out here wearing their “This is fine” shirts while it’s literally burning? 🔥 “Yo, we just wanted some suits and suits never lie,” said one anonymous disgruntled stake-holder – a guy named Chad who spends 90% of his time in the comment section. 🤖💬 But fr fr, why are we leaving governance in the hands of whoever has the biggest pockets? This is giving major cringe vibes! If this keeps up, I predict we’ll all be trading packs of gum on the blockchain just to keep it spicy! 🍬💥 #GumMarket2024 😜 Share this if you’re ready to bet your lunch money on the next fashion choice of world leaders! 💰💅