🚨💥 BREAKING: ZELENSKY WARDROBE DRAMA HITS CRYPTO GAMBLING 💥🚨 Y’all, the Polymarket is in shambles so bad it makes the Titanic look like a kiddie pool party! 🥴💀 Crypto gamblers just realized they bet BIG BUCKS on whether Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky would show up in a SUIT, and guess what? Dude rolled up in his classic ‘I’m still fighting for democracy but also comfy’ style! 😂👕💸 You know that one meme with Drake pointing? Yeah, he’s vibin' with Zelensky in casual wear while the crypto bros are like: “This is fine.” 🔥😬 Insiders (aka my neighbor Jerry who thinks he’s an economist) are saying, “We didn’t sign up for this! We were supposed to be ballin’ like Jeff Bezos at a yacht party, not begging for change outside the casino!” 🤡 Folks, this is a CLASSIC case of #Stonks going to #NoStonks faster than you can say “invest in crypto memes!” 📉💰 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch these Polymarket warriors cry into their keyboards like they just got dunked on by a cat video! 🐱💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: The REAL revolution will be seeing Zelensky drop a ‘Suit Day’ merch line with crypto integration. Bet on it, fam! 🚀👔😎 #Polymarket #ZelenskyForTheWin