🚨🚨 BREAKING: Xi Jinping just dropped the ultimate *not-so* humblebrag at APEC—he wants a WORLDWIDE AI Cooperation Organization. Like, for real? Talk about aiming for intergalactic domination! 🤖🌍💥 But hold up! Is this the next step to our AI overlords? 🤔 Literally *everybody* at that meeting just went full-on "this is fine" meme watching Xi lay it down like he’s about to launch a new mobile game, but instead, it's the “Beijing Bureau of Boring Bureaucracy.” 😴💀 Word from our *totally real* insider: “Bro, let’s just use algorithms to control the world. What could go wrong?!” - Random Developer, probably. 😂💬 Meanwhile, the security features? #CoughCough lets just say they’ll keep your data locked up tighter than your friend’s Wi-Fi password! 🔒💵 But yo, imagine if this Org just becomes a glorified clubhouse for tech bros in Shanghai sipping boba tea while solving world issues with memes. 🤡✌️🚀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, every country will be getting “regulation updates” from AI dictators in a Zoom call where half the participants are on mute… welcome to the dystopian future, fam! Buckle up! 🍿💥 #Stonks #BasedDecisionMaking