🌌🚀💔 Hold onto your phones, folks, cause the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 just dropped and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in 240p! 🎨🤡 The only flipping we’re doing is flipping off the idea of shelling out $1,100 for a phone that basically asks “What more do you want from me?” 🤷‍♂️ #Cope #Seethe. Sure, it’s got a larger cover screen (for all your selfie needs, cause who doesn’t want to look cute while making bank?) 💰💅, and they shoved an Exynos chip in there! But honestly, it’s like putting lipstick on a dog—cute, but does it really change the fact it still barks? 🐶💄 🔥 Developers were overheard saying, “We just knew we had to charge more because... *Galaxy brain*.” 🙃💭 Meanwhile, consumers are staring at their wallets going, “This is fine,” as they prepare for another payment plan to the tech overlords. 🥴💀 So here’s the tea: the Flip 7 is basically a glossy reminder that we need to stop paying for press releases wrapped in aluminum. My hot take? Next year’s version will be a holographic phone powered by cringy TikTok dances. Mark MY words! ✨📱💃 #Based #Stonks