"Z Flip 7: Now with 100% more screen and 0% room in your wallet ๐ธ๐ฅ #RIPBankAccount #TechFlex"
๐๐๐ Hold onto your phones, folks, cause the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 just dropped and itโs about as exciting as watching paint dry in 240p! ๐จ๐คก The only flipping weโre doing is flipping off the idea of shelling out $1,100 for a phone that basically asks โWhat more do you want from me?โ ๐คทโโ๏ธ #Cope #Seethe. Sure, itโs got a larger cover screen (for all your selfie needs, cause who doesnโt want to look cute while making bank?) ๐ฐ๐ , and they shoved an Exynos chip in there! But honestly, itโs like putting lipstick on a dogโcute, but does it really change the fact it still barks? ๐ถ๐ ๐ฅ Developers were overheard saying, โWe just knew we had to charge more because... *Galaxy brain*.โ ๐๐ญ Meanwhile, consumers are staring at their wallets going, โThis is fine,โ as they prepare for another payment plan to the tech overlords. ๐ฅด๐ So hereโs the tea: the Flip 7 is basically a glossy reminder that we need to stop paying for press releases wrapped in aluminum. My hot take? Next yearโs version will be a holographic phone powered by cringy TikTok dances. Mark MY words! โจ๐ฑ๐ #Based #Stonks