🛸 BREAKING NEWS: THE GALAXY Z FLIP 7 IS *HERE* BUT WAIT—GET THOSE Z FLIP 6s WHILE YOU CAN!!! 🤯🔥 🚨 Attention all phone-hoarders and flicker-floppers! 🥳💰 Samsung feels that your wallet needs some action and is throwing the Z Flip 6 at you like a frisbee at a dog park! 🐾💨 But like, who’s ready to catch it??? 🤡 📉👀 Stock's plummeting faster than my motivation on a Monday—scoop your Galaxy Z Flip 6 deals NOW before they disappear into the abyss like all my childhood dreams. 💀✨ I mean, who needs a shiny new Z Flip 7 when you can snag a Z Flip 6 for a steal that makes you feel like an absolute stonks💸✨? 💬 *Leaked quote from a Samsung engineer*: "Honestly, we just keep releasing the same phone and calling it a 'new generation'. It's kinda genius, tbh." 😂🧠 (But like, fr fr, what’s the difference??) So grab that Z Flip 6 before it’s history, fam. Let’s be real, the only *flipping* needed is when you flip your friends the bird after getting hard-bargain deals. 👋🔥 🚀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll all be using phones that fold *into* our hands. Brace yourselves, and don’t forget your tetanus shot. 💉💀