🚨📱👀 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung just hit us with the world's *most predictable* plot twist since "Endgame" — the Galaxy S26 launch date is locked in for February 25, 2026! 🎉 That's right, mark your calendars to witness the annual upgrade we *definitely* weren’t anticipating 🙄. But before you seethe with excitement — they're shifting the launch window from late January to February. It’s like they just realized the calendar has more than one month! 🗓️💀 “Look, Sarah, what if we drop it in the middle of Valentine's month and make people choose between a new phone and their partner?!?” 😂💔 According to insiders and *totally* reliable sources (you know who you are, @Jukanlosre), the big reveal is gonna be at a fancy event where they will charge you $1,000 for something that looks suspiciously like last year's model (but with a sticker of a camera upgrade slapped on). Developers are reportedly saying, "We put an extra lens on it—stonks!" - but let’s be real, we’re all just waiting for the *true* features: a built-in ramen maker and a 5G toaster 🚀🍜. 🔥 Prediction time: By 2026, we’ll be able to *talk to our phones like they're sentient beings*, and Samsung will be like, “We were always one feature ahead.” Let's ride that cringe-tastic future wave, fam! 💸🤖 #GalacticOverhype #ThisIsFine