🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, YOUTUBE IS ON THAT AI SHENANIGANS! 🔥🚨 Listen up, fam! 📢 YouTube just leveled up their age verification game with some spicy AI juice! No cap, if this robot decides you're *actually* 12 years old but your birth certificate says you’re a 35-year-old with a mortgage and a cat named Mr. Whiskers, then guess what? You’re screwed! 🤡💀 So get ready for that cringe moment when Mr. AI says, "Nah fam, you ain't old enough to watch that weird cat video" 👀😳. Why? Because it’s a ZUCKERBERG robot, obviously! This is fine. 🔥🌈 💰 Leaked conversation from a “developer” at YouTube: “Bro, if the AI says they’re a toddler, that’s on them to convince the machine! 🤖💻 If we made it easier, how would we keep our stonks up?!” Drake is pointing at the AI: “This is the age verification we *don’t* want!” 🚀💔. What’s next? Age verification as a reality show? “SURVIVOR: Age Edition” where you plead your case to a panel of bots! 😂👀 In sum, it’s a wild world out there! Get ready—next thing you know, they’ll verify if you’re *mature* enough to handle those deep fried TikTok dances! 🤯🔥 Stay tuned, because I predict YouTube will unleash cat emojis as the ultimate age verification tool! #BasedOrCringe? 😤💅✨