🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE YOUTUBE VOID! 🚨 YouTube just dropped a mega update that screams “AI to the rescue!” 💥🤖 They’re rolling out a feature to identify teens on the platform, which means instead of just one angst-ridden teenager shouting “LET’S GOOO!” in every video, they can now be identified and potentially locked in their own cringe cage. 🎉🦙 #TeenLockdown But, wait! There’s more! YouTube’s also decided to revert back to its old “no swear right away” rules, like some grandma who just discovered TikTok. 🙃 “We want to protect the youths” 🛡️ they said, while simultaneously letting creators know they’re basically an unpaid babysitter. 🚼💰 This is fine, I guess? 🔥 According to a source who definitely didn’t just crawl out from under a pile of coffee-stained couches, “We figured if we’re gonna yell at creators for cursing, we might as well monitor kids while we’re at it… come for the demons, stay for the drama!” LOL. 🥴💀 In conclusion, YouTube is a whole circus where the AI is the ringmaster, the teens are the clowns, and the creators are just trying not to drown in their own salty tears. 🤡🌀 Prediction: Brace yourselves, fam! YouTube is about to become the ultimate "Teenage Drama Reality Show" where the AI pulls strings that even the parents can't control! 🌌💯 #StonksOrNah