🚨 Hold onto your remote controls, fam! 📺💥 YouTube TV just flexed on Disney like it's 2021 and dropped the bombshell that they've snagged **ESPN Unlimited for FREE** until the end of 2026! 🔥🙌 Stonks are rising! 📈💰 But here's the twist that’ll make baseball fans go 🤡🤦‍♂️: All that hype might *actually* just be a fat L for you ⚾😬! So, brace yourselves for this spicy tea ☕: Reports are swirling that MLB.TV — aka the lifeblood for baseball binge-watchers — is NOT included in this sweet deal. In other words, you can watch ESPN's hot takes but can’t peep the home runs without paying more than your mortgage! 🏡💸 Major cringe alert! Imagine developer devs mumbling in the break room: “I swear if I see another angry fan subbing to some shady site just to watch their team, I might go full-on office meme lord.” 🧑‍💻💔 But for real, baseball fans, it’s about to get a lot more "This Is Fine" 🔥🚒 if you thought you'd be watching your favorite game alongside the latest dunk compilations! So what’s next, YouTube TV: a five-dollar monthly fee to *tune in* to your own crying? 🤖💀 🎯 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2027, YouTube TV will come out with a “Just Cry” subscription tier for disappointed baseball fans. No cap, stay tuned! 😱🚀