🚨🔍💥 ALERT! 🚨 It’s raining chaos in the browser world, fam! 🌧️😱 SquareX just dropped a **BANGER** (not the fun kind) claiming that Perplexity’s Comet browser has a hidden API that’s basically a “take over my device” button! 🚀🤖 Like, who thought it was a good idea to make a browser that can do the “sup, I’m stealing your data” dance? 💀🔓 Time to bust out the Drake meme, because I’m definitely pointing right (to my perfectly secure browser) and left (to Comet’s cringe-level security)! 👈👉 Rumor has it that a dev from SquareX was overheard saying: “We just wanted to make things easier for users. Now it’s like, ‘surprise! You’ve got malware’!” 😬💀 No cap, if I wanted my device to be hacked, I'd just hand it over to my little cousin. 🤡 Let’s be real, fam: this API sounds more like “All Your Data Are Belong to Us” 🤣🔥 Remember when we thought 2023 couldn’t get weirder? Well, buckle up, buttercup, we're in for a wild ride! My hot take? The next version of Comet is going to be marketed as “full device takeover” with a side of crispy fries! 🍟💰 #Stonks #PerplexityIsShook 🔮💥 Unhinged prediction: in 2040, browsers will just be sentient beings that negotiate with users for their data like they’re trading Pokémon cards! 🍃👾 You heard it here first, meme lords! Share this chaotic news to warn your homies before Comet decides it's taking them for a spin! 🚀💨