🚨*BREAKING BORE ALERT*🚨 YouTube TV just turned the drama dial 🔥 to 11, and it’s giving major “THIS IS FINE” vibes! 🤡💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Disney, the multi-billion dollar mouse 🐭 machine, slid into YouTube TV's DMs like, “Hey fam, give us back ABC for Election Day, k? The public needs to *see* the chaos!” But YouTube TV was like, “Nah fam, stonks 📈 show our subscribers *chose* the path of muted chaos for the past two Election Days.” Talk about throwing shade! 😎 In a leaked chat (totally not fake), a YouTube dev supposedly said, “If people wanted to watch ABC, they'd find it… Like going to the gym—if you really want it, you'll go.” 💀💔💪 *Brutal roast alert!* Now, let’s get this straight: People aren’t tuning into ABC during the most political drama-filled days of the year because they’re too busy watching cat videos and TikTok dances. 🤷‍♂️💃 No cap, they’d rather throw their TV out the window than endure a single second of the ABC circus! Prediction time: By 2025, YouTube TV will *launch* a new feature called “Election Day: DIY Meme-ifying Your Chaos” where users can *literally* create their own news segments with GIFs and audio clips of screaming goats 🙈. Why watch boring election coverage when you can choose your own adventure? 🚀💰💥