🚨🍿🎬 BREAKING NEWS: YouTube TV and Disney are locked in a *content blackout* CRISIS! 🔒📺 It’s like watching two kids fighting over the last slice of pizza, except that pizza is a streaming service and the kids are both billion-dollar companies 😤💸 According to my *totally* reliable sources (aka a guy named Chad who eats crayons 🖍️), YouTube TV is on the brink of saying, “Yo, just give us the Marvel movies so we can make our viewers feel alive again!” Meanwhile, Disney is like, “No cap, we’re holding those stonks hostage! ✋🤑” In a top-secret leaked convo, a YouTube developer was heard saying: “If we lose Disney, will we just be the place where people go to watch old episodes of SpongeBob?!” 🤔🦸‍♂️ This is fine... NOT! 🔥🔥 It’s wild out there, folks! Drake's pointing meme as viewers try to decide between Hulu and whatever ancient cable they can find! 💀😂 🔥🌌 Hot Take: If this standoff continues, soon we’ll all be back to watching VHS tapes of our favorite shows 🤡🏴‍☠️. Can someone send help? Or a time machine? Because this is what the galaxy brain meme warned us about! 💥💔 Spread the chaos, fam! Share this while you still can! 📲💣