🚨🏈 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🏈🚨 YouTube TV is about to make your fall feel like that one time you forgot your jacket at the football game and got *absolutely frostbitten*. ❄️💀 If they don’t pull off a deal by tomorrow night, NFL and college football could ghost you harder than your last Tinder match! 👻📉 Imagine streaming intense Ohio State versus Texas 🏆⚔️ only to be met with a “404: FOOTBALL NOT FOUND” error. This is fine. 🙃🔥 One YouTube TV dev was overheard saying, “You think we care about your football? We're too busy optimizing our UI to squeeze every last cent out of you!” 💸📅 BRUH, are you really gonna roast our sports just to make that *sweet stonks*? 💀💰 Shoutout to Ohio fans, y’all really living on the edge, mixing anxiety with excitement like a horror movie plot 📺🧟‍♂️. But in the end, if YouTube TV bails, it’s time to start that Netflix + Hulu + a neighbor's cable bundle because BOLTS AHOY! ⚡️⚓️ Here’s the real tea: If YouTube TV loses the rights, they may just pivot to an *actual YouTube* channel where they show cats playing football instead. No cap, this is the future of sports streaming. 🐱🏈💥 Let’s GO!!!