💰💸 STOP THE PRESS, ENDOWUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! 💸💰 So, Singapore's super cool wealth wizard, Endowus, just flexed a whopping $70M 💵 on us, bringing their total funding to $130M+! That's right, folks—just like Drake pointing ✋ to better investments, they’re ready to sprinkle some AI magic all over your financial woes! According to our “totally legit” inside source – let's call him "Cash Money" – “We’re basically just trying to turn everyone into super rich robo-advisors. Fr fr.” 😂🤖 This money will help their AI tools look less like a confused toddler with a piggy bank 🐷 and more like BILL GATES 🤓 giving financial advice! But wait! If you're using Endowus, I hope your portfolio isn't looking like this is fine. 🐶🔥 Remember when everyone thought “investing” was just a TikTok trend? Now it’s a full-blown meme. In conclusion, this tech circus 🚀 is soaring into the $$$ stratosphere and all I can say is: let’s brace ourselves for an inevitable “AI predicts your bank balance” scandal that’ll make 2023 look like a toddler’s finger painting! 🤡💀💣 Sorry, but I’m low-key betting on Endowus becoming the first bankrupt AI investment advisor. Don’t @ me!