🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: YouTube TV is about to go on a reunion tour with ABC & ESPN like it’s a middle school prom! 🎉💔 But hold up! There’s a catch bigger than my screen time on TikTok! 📉 Imagine this: Google & Disney sitting at the negotiating table like two awkward middle schoolers trying to ask each other to dance. “Are we doing this or are we just gonna hit the reject button?”, you ask? 🤔💔 💰💔📺 According to a *totally real* source (aka my cat), “We’ve shown interest, but it’s more like that friend who says they’ll come to the party but ghosts the whole thing. No cap.” 😱😩 Drake’s got his finger pointing like “Nooooo, don’t let this be cringe!” as we all just sit here with the "This is fine" dog meme looking at our favorite sports channels disappearing! 🔥🏈 Is it just me, or does every tech negotiation feel like two stonks memes fighting? “To the moon or straight to the dumpster?” Someone call Elon! 🚀💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Google will offer a subscription package for old TV reruns, and it’ll cost more than my coffee addiction. Just wait for it. 🤖💀✨ #YouTubeTVDrama