🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Celonis Goes Full Skynet with AI That Actually Understands Processes! 💁‍♂️🤖🔥 Hold up! Celonis, the company nobody asked for but we all secretly need, just dropped some MAD upgrades at Celosphere 2025, transforming their Process Intelligence Platform into the LOVECHILD of AI and efficiency! 🔥💡 You ever wanted your robots to know EXACTLY how to run stuff? Well, now they can—like your buddy who’s been binge-watching DIY videos on YouTube all night! 📹💪 Imagine AI agents feasting on your process intelligence data like it’s the world’s greatest buffet! 🥳🍽️ “Yo, what’s the deal with Celonis?" says one imaginary developer in the break room, “I don’t even know how to microwave a burrito, but my AI just streamlined the entire accounting department. No cap! 🤯💰” So, is this the future or just a cringe-worthy episode of Black Mirror? 🤔🌌 Either way, buckle up, because robots getting smart with your business ops is either gonna be *STONKS* 🚀 or *This is fine* 🔥💀 - place your bets now! 🧠💥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your AI will be so smart it’ll be charging YOU rent for operational context. Pay up, human! #ChaosIsComing