🚨BREAKING: YouTube TV and Disney are throwing shade like it's a TikTok dance-off, and WE'RE here for the chaos! 🕺💥 So, if you’re into watching animated mouse dramas and lightsaber battles, brace yourself for some juicy pipeline drama! 🍿👇 📅 Mark your calendars, fam: November 9 is the BIG DAY! 🎉 If Google and Disney can’t cozy up and hug it out like besties on IG, YOU get a fat $20 credit! Yeah, that's right! 🤯💰 Stonks? But here's the kicker: this is YouTube TV we're talking about, so they might just be using that credit to buy a pack of gum! 🤡💀 I mean, who's paying for cable in 2023 anyway? #CopeSeethe! #Based 🐸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, if Disney’s not on our channel lineup, we might just start streaming cat videos and call it a day. Like, yeah, we know that’s a move. 😹” In case you missed it: This is basically a sad attempt at keeping subscribers “engaged,” (read: NOT cancelling) while the Disney Channel burns like that one meme with the dog in a fire saying, “This is fine.” 🔥😂 🌀**Prediction Alert**: By 2025, YouTube TV will exclusively stream soft-serve ice cream tutorials, Disney will hire Bob Ross to paint the future, and we’ll all be crying in front of our screens like “But I wanted Scream Queens Season 2!” 💔🤖🔥 Now share this chaos! 👉💥✨