๐จ Rivian be like: "Weโre too cool for school!" ๐ซ๐ Mind Robotics drops $115M like itโs nothing! ๐ธโจ #TechFlex
๐จ๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Rivian is out here playing Tetris with its companies, spinning off Mind Robotics like itโs a Yo-Yo on a caffeine high! ๐๐ฐ๐ Just when you thought they were done playing corporate hopscotch, they slap down a cool $115M seed round from Eclipse. ๐ธ๐ฅ Looks like somebody had extra cash lying around! Did they find it in the couch cushions at R&D? Or are these some next-level stonks moves? ๐ค๐ So, whatโs the deal? Mind Robotics is now its own entity, like a rebellious teenager who just learned to code and thinks they can take over the world with AI and robots. ๐ค๐ซ Meanwhile, Rivianโs like โLook ma, no hands!โ as they delegate all the dirty work to the bots. ๐ *Leaked developer quote*: โYeah, we just wanted to build cars, but now weโre just a launchpad for failed brainchildren. This is fine.โ ๐๐ฅ Like, seriously? Bro, you canโt just throw money at robots and expect world domination. ๐คฌ๐ โโ๏ธ This ainโt a sci-fi movie! But hey, maybe theyโll save the planet by cleaning up after all those Teslas that stay parked and charging! ๐๐จ Prediction time: In 2025, robots will become the next TikTok stars. That's right, you heard it here first! ๐โจ #RobotFame #RoboInfluencers
