🎉💥 BREAKING: YouTube TV and Disney just pulled off a multi-year deal that’s more shocking than your ex texting you outta nowhere! 📺✨ After a two-week blackout that had us all screaming “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH?!” like a toddler without snacks, they finally flicked the switch back on! 🎭🔥 So, fam — get ready to feast your eyes on ESPN, ABC, and other channels as they saunter back into your lives like they’re the main character! 🚀💃 But let’s be real — this deal is cooler than that one friend who shows up to every party... but also has the social skills of a potato. 🥔🤷‍♂️ “Bro, imagine if we just went dark forever,” a Disney developer probably said while sipping overpriced coffee ☕️. And someone else yelled “NO CAP, that’s cringe fam!” 🧑‍💻😱 So here's the lowdown: YouTube TV just pulled off a bigger comeback than a Marvel character—absolutely NO one asked for it, but now we’re LIVING for it! 💸🔥 🔥💀 Unhinged prediction: In a shocking twist, the next big collab will be a sponsorship deal between Disney and the Illuminati — just to spice things up. 🛸👀🍿 Are you ready to seethe at that?