🚨👀 *BREAKING: YouTube TV vs. Disney Civil War! 🍿💥* So, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we're witnessing a CORONAVIRUS-SIZED blackout between Disney and YouTube TV! Just when you thought your weekend binge-watching was safe, boom💣—no ESPN, no ABC, just a big, fat “What Happened?” 🤡💔 Rumor has it, a YouTube TV dev was overheard saying, “We’ll just sit here and watch the profits vanish into the abyss.” Meanwhile, Disney’s like, “This is fine,” as they enjoy their stocks doing the cha-cha slide right off a cliff 🕺💰🔥. Imagine trying to catch Monday Night Football and the only thing you're watching is *that* awkward silence when your friends realize they can't stream their fantasy-bracket dreams anymore 😂✨. Like Drake saying “Nah” to your misfortune—no cap, it’s a whole mood! 🙅‍♂️📅 And just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, YouTube's like “Hey, Disney, how about you just turn the lights back on while we hash this out?” 💡🚀 LMAO, it's like negotiating with a toddler holding a bedtime story! Hot take: In a year, YouTube TV will launch a "Blackout Mode" subscription tier complete with ghost emojis 👻 for the ultimate cringe experience! So stock up on your snacks, folks; it’s about to get wild. 😬🔥🚀 #DramaAlert #StonksGoneWild