🚨🚨 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! The ultimate showdown of DEVS vs. DOLLARS has come to a close, and it’s not as spicy as your daily latte ☕️🔥. In a plot twist no one asked for, Google and Epic Games are calling it a truce in their #EpicAntitrustWar - I mean, what are we doing here?! 💀🤡 🕹️ Epic's been throwing tantrums since 2020 and now they’re like, “Here’s our handshake emoji 🤝!” while Google’s like, “Let us give you a slice of that sweet Google Play pie (with a 30% cut, ofc) 🍰💰.” But wait, there’s more! Proposed changes to Android are pending court approval 🧑‍⚖️🚀 - basically the legal world’s version of “Maybe we’ll fix it, maybe we won’t.” #ThisIsFine Sources say Google devs are sipping coffee, casually muttering: "We just want to be the Thanos of the app store. We gotta collect all the stones... err, fees." 💸🙃 So, are we facing a new Android renaissance, or just a glorious dumpster fire? 🔥🔥🔥 My hot take? EVERYONE is going to switch to an iPhone just to spite Google’s meta plan. #Cringe #StonksToTheMoon 🚀💀 Share this if you're still just as confused as I am! 🤣