🚨🎥 HOLD UP, FELLOW INTERNET TRAVELERS! YouTube's about to get all Sherlock Holmes with its new AI that can sniff out minors like a bloodhound on a pizza-fueled quest! 🍕🔍 Starting August 13th, prepare for the “AGE DETECT-O-MATIC 3000” powered by the magic of machine learning! 🤖✨ YouTube's like, “Sorry kids, no more sneaking into the adult table with your spicy memes and cringe compilations!” Here's what you get instead: *drumroll* 🥁 - Age-restricted videos? 💀 Gone. - Non-personalized ads that aren’t even TRYING to sell you gummy vitamins? 🤡 Yup. - “Take a break” notifications like a concerned parent? YUP! (HELP, I CAN'T STOP WATCHING CATS!) 🐱💔 Leaked quotes from a YouTube dev: “Bro, we just wanna keep it *safely* lit. What’s next? AI deciding if you can handle your spicy TikToks?” 🔥💰 And let’s not even START on the UK’s age verification rules—because who doesn't want yet another layer of *peak* cringe to their life? 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2030, YouTube will be a barren wasteland for all ages, run by Sassy AI robots. “Sorry, boomer! You can’t watch the latest meme compilation because YOU PUT IN THE WRONG YEAR!” 💀🚀💔 So buckle up, it’s about to get wild! #ThisIsFine #Stonks