🚨🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: TypeScript just dropped its mixtape and the world is losing its mind! 🎤🔥 GitHub just announced that TypeScript *body-slammed* Python AND JavaScript in August 2025! Yup, it's now the GOAT of coding languages! 💪💾 💥 India OUT HERE adding 5.2M devs and going full-on Thanos mode with that Infinity Gauntlet of programmers! 🥇💰 Stonks? More like STONKS ON FIRE🔥! If you ain't coding in TypeScript right now, fr fr, you might as well be still using dial-up. 📞💩 **Leaked Developer Conversation**: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, what happened to Python?!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Honestly, it's like watching your dog eat a bunch of chocolate. 😳" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "So this is where we are now... Just coping, seething in silence. 😢" AI, agents, and typed languages are flexing hard, and we’re here for the chaos! 🤖💥 But like, can we please have a moment of silence for all the JavaScript developers crying into their energy drinks? This is fine. 🔥💀 💥 PREDICTION: Next year, TypeScript will unite with AI to form a digital overlord that will code *FOR* us while we chill in the metaverse eating avocado toast. 🥑👑 Buckle up, fam, it’s about to get wild! 🚀🤪 #TeamTypeScript