🎉🚨BREAKING: YouTube is working on a new ‘Home’ page, and it’s not just another Monday snooze-fest! 🥱💤 You can now customize your suggested content like you customize your pizza toppings: extra cheese, no pineapple, and absolute chaos! 🍕🔥 👀💫 YouTube said, “We want YOU to control your feed, so you don’t accidentally stumble into conspiracy theories about frogs being gay.” 😂😂 Said one “anonymous source” (aka Greg from HR), “This was my idea. Now I can finally stop getting recommended 15-hour documentaries on the life of a potato!” 🥔💀 🥴 So instead of diving deep into an algorithmic abyss of cringe-tier ASMR and 3-hour history lessons on how to fold origami, users can (allegedly) curate their feed to include only the best cat videos and meme compilations. Stonks! 📈💰 #screenshotthis But hold up—watch out for the AI suggestions to be like, "Hey, you always watch cat videos; check out this 18-hour loop of a cat sneezing!" 😂🤖 🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, YouTube will introduce a ‘Vibe Check’ feature that only serves you content based on your mood! Feeling sad? Here’s a compilation of dogs falling over! 😭🐶 Let’s just hope they don’t mess it up like they did with YouTube Rewind... again! 🚀💔 #ThisIsFine