🚨💥 BREAKING: EU Says "Hold My Juice Box" to Teens! 🧃🚫 So, the European Parliament just dropped a bombshell 💣—they wanna ban social media for kiddos under 16 unless their parents give a thumbs up! 🙄 Like, what sussy logic is this? Who's gonna ask mom for permission while trying to flex on TikTok? 🤳🤡 Cue the MEPs being like: "Our children’s mental health is at stake! 🤔" Meanwhile, *every* 15-year-old expertly navigates the spicy realms of the internet like David Blaine in a magician's hat. 🧙‍♂️✨ “Just tell the kids to not be so cringe, fr fr.” – said no one ever! 😤 Imagine the conversation at the next EU meeting: MEP 1: "Should we ban TikTok?" 🤨 MEP 2: "I mean, I still use Facebook for family memes; can we cap this?" 🤷‍♂️ MEP 3: "Let’s just tell parents to check their DMs!" 😂💀 In a world where stonks are down but memes are UP, this move is about as useful as a floppy disk in 2023. 💾💰 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, social media for kids will be like Pokémon trading cards—rare, highly sought after, and only available in black market deals. Catch ‘em all, kids! 🚀💯 #FreeTheTeens