🌐🚨 BREAKING: YouTube just dropped the mother of all “clarifications” like it’s 1999 and we’re still trying to figure out how to connect to dial-up! 🎉💻💀 So, YouTube is out here claiming they’re STOMPING OUT spammy AI slop, but we all know they’re just trying to keep the cash flowing like it’s their morning espresso ☕💰. Like, they wanted to chew on the idea of demonetizing AI content, but now they're saying, “Nah, fam, it's just a tiny tweak.” That’s like saying a black hole is just a “little gap” in space. ☄️🤷‍♂️ Some creator on Twitter (probably sipping his existential crisis smoothie) said, “Is this real life or am I stuck in a dystopian reality where my cat videos get flagged for being ‘inauthentic’?” 🤖🐱💀. And honestly, same. YouTube’s making it sound like they’re the gatekeepers of authenticity when we ALL know they let 7-year-olds with a phone and zero editing skills run the show. 👀🙈 Drake’s like, “We’re not in the same league,” and I’m here for it. 🎤🔥 My hot take? By 2025, the only authentic content will be a 24/7 live stream of a potato growing in real-time. 🥔👀 Get your popcorn ready, because this is going to be a chaotic ride! #YouTubeStruggles #Stonks 🚀💥