🚨💥 BREAKING: *SentinelOne just hit the stonks button and bought Prompt Security for a mind-blowing price!* 💥🚨 Y'all, in today's episode of "Tech Companies Coping with Their Existential Crises," SentinelOne dropped some serious dough to snag a startup that protects you from AI applications. 🤖💰 It's like buying a life jacket in a sinking ship! 🛳️🚢 "Hey, sorry about our last AI, it turned half our workers into chatbots... but here’s $300 million for safety!" 😂 Remember when they told us AI would make life easier? Yeah, can we get a refund on that? This is *fine.* 🔥💀 *Leaked developer convo*: 💬 Dev 1: "So, we just paid 10x what they’ve raised…" 💬 Dev 2: “Welcome to 2023, the year of throwing cash at problems like confetti!” 🎉 Now, if Prompt Security is worth that much, does that mean my cat, Mr. Whiskers, is officially a millionaire? 🐱💸 Because he definitely offers better protection than half the AI out there tbh! *Hot take alert 🚨*: Within 5 years, companies will be hiring *cats as security guards* against rogue AI. You heard it here first, folks. 🐈‍⬛💣 #TechTrends #MemeChaos