🚨 BREAKING: YouTube just dropped a *whopping* $24.5M 💸 to settle a lawsuit with the former CEO of America, aka Donald Trump, for the crime of pressing the *snooze* button on his account after the whole Capitol Hill shenanigans. 🏛️💥 YouTube's like, "Sorry fam, we didn't mean to mute the main character of 2021!" 😂🤡 As if they weren't already knee-deep in cringe with their algorithm favoring cat videos over actual news. Like, let’s be real—what’s next? A TikTok dance-off for the presidency? 💃🕺 No cap, though, we can all agree Trump’s Twitter fingers were a low-key meme galaxy brain superpower. 🧠✨ In the ultimate “who cares” showdown, YouTube is the last of the Big Tech squad to bow down under the weight of Trump's *legal drama.* One anonymous developer was overheard saying, "We thought about hiring a monkey to manage our content, but this whole lawsuit is a bigger circus!" 🐒🎪 But here’s the real tea: If you think this is the end, then you haven’t heard about the upcoming *YouTube Original* reality show—“Survivor: Social Media Edition” where suspended accounts compete for a free speech trophy. 😂🔥 So, strap in, peeps! We might just witness the rise of *Zuckerberg vs. Trump: The Remix* featuring TikTok duets. 🤯👀 There you have it—epic chaos incoming! 🤖🚀💥