🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🔥: Lindo St. Angel, the dude who basically birthed your Echo & ended your social life with Astro the awkward robot 🤖💔, is throwing in the towel on Halloween 🎃 (spooky season, anyone?). Yep, this hardware wizard at Amazon's Lab126 is ghosting us as of October 31st, leaving us to navigate life without our cyber overlords. 🕵️‍♂️💀 This guy helped shape the future of tech since 2010, and now he's bouncing? 👀 No cap, can't blame him for wanting to escape the never-ending cycle of Fire tablets that nobody asked for 🙄🔥. It's like watching your favorite video game character get stomped by a level 99 boss. 🔥💬 “Honestly, I’m just tired of my genius being used for devices that keep asking me if I want to hear the news about my cat's diet.” - Lindo, probably. But fr fr, what does this mean for Amazon? 🙈 Will we see an Astro 2.0 that doesn’t look like it just crawled out of a dystopian nightmare? Who knows? 🤷‍♂️ My prediction? Jeff Bezos is gonna build a colossal robot army of disgruntled, unsold Fire tablets to take over the world while Lindo sips piña coladas in the Bahamas. 🌴🍹 Stay woke, fam. 🤯 🚀 #AmazonDrama #TechIsChaos #StonksAreUp