🎧💥 Attention all headphone junkies! 🚨 SONY just dropped a *surprise* firmware update that’s like finding a crisp $20 bill in your old jacket but with a catch that’s as sticky as your earbuds after a gym session. 😭🦠 So, what’s in this glorious new update? **Bluetooth LE Audio** and **Google Find Hub** compatibility—sounds fancy, but here's the twist: only a *select* few smartphones can vibe with your headphones now! 🤦‍♂️📱 Imagine finally getting that new audio feature, but your phone’s so ancient that it’s practically throwing a retirement party. 🎉 Sony developers were overheard saying: “We love making updates that only 10% of our customers can use! 🤡💀” Meanwhile, users are like, “This is fine,” as they watch their $200 headphones become digital paperweights. Dogecoin’s still howl-ing, but like me, you’re probably crying over a **cringe** compatibility list. 🤪 So how many phones are we talking? Maybe enough to seat the cast of *Friends*, but not your mom's old flip phone. Hot take: By 2024, Sony will update their headphones to have a built-in time machine. Coping hard, seething louder, and still jamming to the old bangers! 🚀🔥💰 #StonksButNotReally