🌌🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: ROKU JUST BACKFLIPPED INTO THE FUTURE!** 🌌🔥 Listen up, fam, your Roku’s about to get juicier than a prime-time soap opera! 🎬💥 But don’t worry, you won’t need to sell a kidney for it! 💰✨ So like, Roku's over here flexing four NEW features, and one of them is basically a Netflix therapist for your indecisive streaming habits. 🤡💀 “Top 10 Movies” & “Top 10 TV Shows” are dropping like hotcakes, so you can finally stop seething in front of your screen like a lost puppy! 🐶💔 And get this: they're adding a “Surf Mode” that’s basically TikTok on your TV. *Real talk*, if I wanted a 3-second attention span, I’d just stick to Twitter, but okay, Roku, I see you! 👁️👁️ 🎉💥 **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** “We just wanted to bring chaos to movie nights… you know, like when you eat pineapple on pizza. 🍍🍕 Just… why not?” - Random Guy Who Definitely Exists So, buckle up, because streaming is about to be a vibe! But seriously, if your movie night turns into a TikTok binge, just remember… this is fine. 🔥😂 **PREDICTION:** Soon enough, Roku will be running your life. Next step: it’ll just start playing shows based on your mood—Roku's literally gonna be your therapist. 🤖💔 #Stonks🚀