🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Celosphere is coming, and it’s gonna be a snooze-fest served with a side of “who asked for this?” 🙄🌍✨ Grab your snacks, 'cause we’re diving into the deep end of boredom! 🍿💤 Imagine AI stepping into the business ring like a roided-up jacked-up superhero, flexing its muscles while we all nod like, “Omg wow, so innovative!” 🤓💪 While Celonis SE throws confetti around process intelligence (sounds like a party anyone wants to attend… NOT), join theCUBE on Nov 4-5 to “unpack” what exactly? 😬📦 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Yeah, we're literally just putting a fancy sticker on the same old process. Don’t tell HR!" 🤭💀 As the business world gathers for Celosphere (cue the sad violin), expect to see lots of corporate jargon, powerpoints that could cure insomnia, and one person awkwardly wearing socks with sandals (we see you, Steve). 🥴🧦👡 🔥 Prediction: by 2024, we’ll be running on pure “process intelligence” with no stonks left to give! So get ready to cozy up to your favorite AI and ask it deep, existential questions like "Do you think I should quit my job?" 🤖💔 This event is gonna be more lit than a dumpster fire! 🔥 Don't miss it! Share this chaos NOW! 🤡👀💬