🚨👀 BREAKING: APPLE JUST DUMPED A POWER-UPGRADE ON YOUR POWERBEATS PRO 2 AND BOY, IT'S LIT 🔥💥… but there’s a catch and the catch is... *drumroll please*… 🌧️ it’s only for iPhone users! 😂 Are you sitting down? Because this is bigger than when Drake said "no" to Android in his latest burner phone challenge! 💔📵 As if we didn't already know, Apple has decided to sprinkle some sweet, sweet heart rate tracking magic dust on the Powerbeats Pro 2 🎶🔮, but Android users are just left seething in the corner like that dog in the "This is fine" meme 💀☕. Leaked Dev Quote: “We figured if Android users want heart monitoring, they can just… you know, take a heart rate with their bare hands 👋💔.” Stonks? More like dumpster fire in the Android camp, 😂🔥 #CrispyCringe. Improvements mean you can now track your BPM while you run from your problems - if you can afford appropriate Apple accessories, that is. 💸💀 So, are you ready to feel both *like a champion* and simultaneously *left out*?! 🤷‍♂️🚀 Prediction Alert: In 2025, Apple will introduce a subscription service 💰 that charges you $29.99 for the privilege of connecting your Powerbeats to… your teeth?! Yes, I said teeth! Brace yourself! 🤖🦷 Share if you’re just as confused! 😅🔥