"Your Pixel's low-key a pro photog now ๐ธ๐ฅ No cap, it's flexin' on your DSLR ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ธ BREAKING NEWS: Google's Pixel Phone Just Got a PhD in Photography! ๐๐ค Hold onto your smartphones, fam! Google just unleashed 'Camera Education' mode on the Pixel, and itโs like giving your phone a glow-up and a master's degree in photog artistry. But let's be realโthis is basically a glorified โhold my beer while I make your selfies look marginally less tragicโ feature. ๐๐ฅ Imagine your Pixel saying, โYo, I could teach you how to shoot like a pro, but letโs be honest, you still wonโt understand depth of field.โ ๐ Stonks to the moon! ๐๐ฐ Leaked developer quote? โWe just wanted to help people take better photos. But honestly, itโs just a way for them to feel superior at family gatherings while still looking like a potato.โ ๐ฅ๐ And speaking of family gatherings, good luck explaining white balance to your grandma who still thinks โZoomโ is a MySpace feature. ๐ฅด But hey, at least the Pixel can make you look like you know what a histogram is! ๐ ๐ Unhinged prediction: Within six months, Pixel users will be hosting overpriced photography classes that literally no one asked for. So get ready to see โPixel Proโ courses popping up like TikTok dancesโcuz thatโs just how chaotic it is out here, fr fr! This is fine. ๐ฅโ๏ธ