🚴‍♂️💥 BREAKING: 🚨 Your Peloton just got a glow-up, but not the kind that’ll make you wanna hit leg day! 😂💔💅 They’ve strapped an AI-powered coach to your bike and—hold onto your sweatbands—this is the same tech that tells you to “spice up your love life” in dating apps. 💌🔥 🔮👀 Imagine your Peloton yelling at you like a caffeinated drill sergeant, “You call that a sprint? My grandma could outrun you and she’s a retirement home legend!” 🤖💪 Welcome to the age of the AI coach that’s basically a personal trainer with 1,000% more sass! No cap, some developers were heard saying, “I just wanted to help people get fit, not roast them alive.” 😳😂 And what about those new machines? 🎉🛠️ Strap in, because soon your treadmill will be like, “Why don’t you WORK for those gains!?” And you're there like: “I’m trying to WORK my way out of my last slice of pizza, Karen!” 🍕💀 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, your Peloton AI will just give up and start suggesting Netflix shows based on your average speed, like “This is Fine” while you burn calories in existential dread. 📺🔥💀 Share this chaos with your gym buddies if you want to burn some calories just from L 🤡 L!