🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH MISFIT CIRCUS 🎪🚨 So, y'all remember how the tech elite are basically the Avengers but with more memes and less fighting? 🦸‍♂️✨ Yeah, grab your popcorn 'cause the drama is REAL! 🍿💥 Here’s the tea: Sam Altman, Jensen Huang, and Marc Benioff just orchestrated a major call with SF Mayor Daniel Lurie and… wait for it… former President Trump to stop the National Guard from swooping in like it’s a Fortnite drop. 🤡💀 Like, imagine the scene: “Hey, Trump! No National Guard, bro! 🫡 Let's keep this city vibin’.” 💁‍♂️💔 I mean, are we in a tech dystopia or a sitcom? *Insert Drake meme* “This is fine” while we all sweat bullets over AI and the apocalypse. 🌍🔥 Someone get me a Time Machine because I need to see this epic call: "Hey, President, let's invest in good vibes instead of deploying the National Guard. Stonks 📈 of positivity!” 💰 In conclusion, if these tech titans can smooth-talk a former president, what could possibly go wrong with them having access to our consciousness? 🤖💥 My hot take: 2024 is *literally* a techie Hunger Games, but instead of killing each other, they'll be trading bad ideas on Twitter. 👀 Get ready for either *total chaos or historic redemption*—no cap. 🤯🚀