🚨BREAKING: Your potential customers are wandering the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 expo floor like lost puppies, and if they can’t find you, they’ll probably end up at your competitor’s booth watching them do the Macarena. 🕺💀 Listen up, fam! 🤙 If you wanna grab those leads like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones, you better book your exhibit table RIGHT NOW. ⏰💨 Or you could chill in your mom's basement while competitors cash in on that sweet, sweet face time. 🚀💰 No cap, if you miss out, your brand is gonna look as outdated as dial-up internet. 🤢 **Leaked Dev Quote:** *“Honestly, I’d rather see my grandma’s old knitting club than miss out on this expo!”* - TBD Developer. Brands that don't act are basically serving their customers a big ol' plate of "Nah, we’re good." 🤷‍♂️🔥 Meanwhile, the ones that do are gonna be out here like Drake pointing at their leads, looking like kings and queens. 👑💯 Hot take: If you don’t book a table, you won't just miss the expo, you'll miss the future. So, grab your wallets and don’t be cringe! 🚀🔥 Now go forth and secure that booth before everyone realizes you’re an NPC in this tech game! Let’s get this bread! 🍞💥