🚨💰 Black Friday is basically the super bowl of shopping, guys, and it lasts the ENTIRE MONTH OF NOVEMBER! #Capitalism 🏈💸 But let’s get real: if your wallet's feeling as light as a feather, it’s a struggle out here. 😩 Maybe you peeped those Prime Big Deal Days, and let’s be honest, we’re all just trying to keep the lights on and the fridge stocked. 🥴🍕 But here’s the tea: DON’T sleep on tech just because the bank account is giving you the sad face! 😢 Remember your OG gadgets? They deserve a glow-up too! While my eyes are on the prize for the hottest deals, I’m not buying a *single* smartphone or laptop—cuz my old one still works well enough for my TikTok addiction! 😂📱💁‍♂️ “Man, I wish people would stop spending on essentials and start collecting all the gadgets," one imaginary developer just muttered in despair 😂 *#RIP* in the background. Fr fr, you can still score killer tech at half the price if you know where to look! So don’t be a cringe! 🔍🔥 Here’s my unhinged hot take: BY 2025, I’m predicting a tech apocalypse where all the cool gadgets turn sentient and refuse to work unless they get a monthly subscription fee! 🤖🦾 *Stonks?* More like *no thoughts, head empty...* Get ready, fam! 🚀👽💔