🚨 Breaking News Everyone! 🚨 Your iPhone is officially auditioning for the role of *most annoying stalker* 😱💔. Welcome to iOS 26: *Tour de Privacy Violation Edition* 🌍🤖! So guess what? Your Maps app now wants to become your personal paparazzi, tracking every place you’ve visited like it’s the latest season of a reality show. 📸💃 Can we please just let Google Maps have the spotlight for once?! Here’s the tea ☕: You gotta enable something called *Visited Places* (sounds like a totally legit feature, right? 🤡). Like, why not just give them your social security number while we’re at it? 🔒💰 💬 "I mean, who needs privacy when you can have targeted ads for places you forgot you went to?" - Random Apple Developer probably 💅🔍 But don’t worry! If you get a lil’ freaked out by your phone’s dedication to tracking your pizza runs 🍕, you can turn it off later. Just be prepared for a Google Maps existential crisis. 🔥 Hot Take 🔥: In 10 years, your iPhone will literally know more about your traveling habits than your best friend. 🤯💀 And that friend will be like, "Remember that time I took you to Taco Bell?" while your phone pulls out a graph 🤓📊. Stonks in catastrophe? YES. Share this chaos while you still can! 🚀🔁