💥🚨🛑 STOP RIGHT THERE, SATIRE FANS! South Park just dropped the ultimate plot twist on its streaming schedule, and it’s as chaotic as your last group project in college. Here’s the tea ☕: Episode 5 was set to hit our screens on Sept. 17, but they’re like “Nah fam, hold my beer” 🍻 and pushed it to Sept. 24. Classic last-minute vibes! 😂💀 Trey Parker and Matt Stone took to the interwebs to drop this dose of reality, saying, “Apparently when you do everything at the last minute sometimes you don't get it done.” 💔 Like, no cap, that’s the vibe of every procrastinator ever. Can we get an F in the chat for their scheduling team?! 🤦‍♂️💀 Let’s be real, you can’t spell South Park without “s-o-u-t-h procrastination.” Stonks down… 📉 What’s next? I can already picture a meeting where they spontaneously decide to switch the release date every week just to keep everyone on their toes. 🤣🔥 Imagine a world where South Park episodes air via smoke signals instead of streaming. That’s the chaos we need. 🌌 Calling it now: Episode 6 will premiere on a Tuesday at 3:33 AM just to mess with us all! 🤯🚀💸 #Blessed #SouthParkTimeTravel Stay tuned and maybe invest in some popcorn, cause this rollercoaster isn’t stopping anytime soon! 🍿🤪