🚨🤖BREAKING: Sam Altman’s Deals — Where Advisors Are for the Weak!🔥💰 So, OpenAI decided to throw a business BBQ, and guess who brought the infamous “side-eye” potato salad? Sam Altman! 🥔👀 While the outside advisors were out there vibing to “Invincible” on their yachts, Sam was making mega deals with Nvidia, Oracle, and AMD using his *executive squad* like they were his D&D party. 🎲💀 ALERT: If you thought financial meetings were boring, think again! 💥 Apparently, Sam looked at his board, turned to them and said, “Hey, why not just skip talking to all those bankers and lawyers?” - like bruh, ever heard of spreadsheets?! 📉💪 👑🎤 Leaked Quote: "Why ask for directions when you can ask your besties?!" - Sam Altman, probably 🤷‍♂️ This is the plot twist we didn’t ask for! Help us make sense of this chaos: Is it genius, or just another “This Is Fine” meme in the making? 🔥🔥🔥 📈 So let’s spill the tea: If SAM can do it without “consulting” those pesky advisors, what’s next? A blockchain pizza delivery powered by quantum AI? 🤡👽 NO CAP, I can see it now... The future is wild, fam! 🔥🌌 Prediction: By 2025, OpenAI will offer “BFF Consultations” instead of board meetings, and I’m HERE for it! #Stonks 💸🚀